methlabrador: in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
THIS IS MY FUTURE.
mikerowsoft: heres a video of me making better music than skrillex
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
me: relationships are stupid ill just be alone
me: omg look at that cute couple fuck i am so lonely
me: people are shit i dont need them
me: i need someone to cuddle with me
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
videohall: Cat doesn’t approve of music or dancing
promo4homo: seductive-black-man: okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
edwrad: i’d probably friend zone me